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People - Chuck Norris Here's another thing my family will remember summer vacation 2009 for: Chuck Norris jokes.  Have you heard these before?  They are HILARIOUS.

On one of our long drives, Cathy read us the best jokes.

Here are 10 of our family favorites that we told…and retold…and retold…and…

  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.  Only another fist.  (Tim's)
  • When people go to bed, they check their closet for the Boogie Man.  When the Boogie Man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.  (Tim's)
  • Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.  He waits.  (Tim's)
  • Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word "hunting" infers the possibility of failure.  Chuck Norris goes killing.  (Tim's)
  • Chuck Norris has the greatest "poker face" of all time.  It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a Joker, a green 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly "Get Out of Jail Free" card.  (Jacob's)
  • Chuck Norris can defeat Halo 3 on "Legendary" difficulty with a Guitar Hero controller.  (Jacob's)
  • Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole except for Chuck Norris.  Chuck Norris eats black holes.  They taste like chicken.  (Karina's)
  • Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a banana.  (Karina's)
  • Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.  (Cathy's)
  • Chuck Norris' mirror breaks if Chuck Norris looks into it.  Because even a mirror knows not to get between Chuck Norris & Chuck Norris.  (Cathy's)

I heard he's got a good sense of humor & likes them.  He'd better, or I'm in danger of a roundhouse kick-related injury.  🙂